“I remember there was a girl in grammar school. This is true: I drew in chalk a picture of - I can’t believe I’m saying this - my wedding to her.” - Hugh Dancy about his first crush
i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.
ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…Disney.
30 days of Supernatural → Day 4: A character you’d die defending
↳ Sam Winchester
I wanted to believe, so badly. It’s so damn hard to do this, what we do. All alone, you know? There’s so much evil out there in the world, Dean, I feel like I could drown in it. And when I think about my destiny, when I think about how I could end up… I needed to think that there was something else watching too, you know? Some higher power. Some greater good. And that maybe… Maybe I could be saved.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references
“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions
It’s like he catches you looking at him
But instead of thinking you’re creepy
He stares back
Oh wait this is what it’s like to be Cas
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEL!
How to find out which sibling your parents love more
I would have hysterically cried if my mom would’ve shot me.
you can’t cry if you’re dead